UCLA Football is F**ked

Luke Garrison
MANAGING EDITOR | TWO NOBODIES SPORTS
Associate producer | two nobodies sports

Welp, Bruins Football is fucked.

Chip Kelly informed the Bruins team that he is leaving to take the offensive coordinator job at Ohio State.

UCLA boosters you goddamn CLOWNS!!!

Kelly was the best thing that happened to your program in almost a decade, and you disrespected him repeatedly.

Chip Kelly was rumored to be fired since MID-SEASON

You gave him no help with NIL, so he can get players and try to keep players. You lost Dante Moore, to Oregon, who is leaving with you to the BIG10 and you expect to be competitive?

UCLA athletics, let alone their football team, has been a joke for awhile. Sadly, you take a once great program and throw it down the toilet.

Your next head coach is going to come from the local JUCO. Reporters sit here today and try telling Bruin Nation you will be fine, “UCLA is always is an attractive job.”

TO WHO?

I would love to meet the guy that wants this job. Overnight UCLA went from a decent job to a freaking dumpster fire. I'm done.

I'm selling my season tickets because there is no hope for this program.

You are gonna lose every conference game, and you still think people want to play for the Bruins? The Boosters need to go home and fire the AD because they have ruined your program, and the athletic department at your school.

Ohio State, congrats you bounced back from losing Bill O’Brien, pretty quickly, and in my opinion, you got a much better coach.

UCLA, you might as well cut the football team now get out while you still can. 

Luke Garrison

MANAGING EDITOR | TWO NOBODIES SPORTS

ASSOCIATE PRODUCER | TWO NOBODIES PODCAST

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