The Dark Days of Sports Are Coming
CJ Womack editor-in-chief | TWO NOBODIES SPORTSassociate producer | two nobodies with a micThe College Football National Championship is settled—Hail to the Victors. Nick Saban has retired, and the Super Bowl will soon here pass. What then follows? Who gives a fuck about the MLB, or seeing the Dodgers blow another one in the playoffs? I sure as hell don’t care.
I mean honestly, to you reading this, are you turning on the Dodgers on a Tuesday? I think I will clock in more Joe Rogan Experience hours, on Spotify, now than ever.
Because seeing Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz snort salt and talk about titties and terrorists, is so much more appealing than seeing Shohei NOT PITCH, and the Dodgers NOT WIN the World Series.
The most exciting thing the MLB will produce is Eddie and Rafa in those ridiculous ass uniforms they have to wear when Shohei hits.
Until the Dodgers win the World Series, or AD grows a pair of nuts, and the Lakers somehow manage to make the Western Conference Finals, I’ll sit back, relax, and imagine whatever random XFL QB I’m watching is Brock Purdy.
BANG BANG NINER GANG. 